⋅ 11 August 2011

A Royal blush...

The King of Hearts
was dropping farts
while sitting on his throne

His Hearty Queen
(oh how obscene!)
was sucking on a bone

The Ace of Hearts
in fits and starts
was weeing in the rose

While cordate Ten
(just now and then)
was picking at his nose

To round them out;
The Jack, a stout
and cordiform young lad

He was the straightest
of The Straight
(He wasn't ever bad!)

Oh! He did deplore
the other four...
and muttered (very grave)

Why, this royal flush
would make you blush
the way that they behave.

Now, there is a moral
to this rhyme
(and it really is Heart-felt!)

No matter what
you think of them
you must play
the cards you're dealt

© K R Brandli 08/11/2011

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  • ha ha good write with a message at the end11 Aug 2011 by

  • another very clever and potent write11 Aug 2011 by

  • Haha, witty and creative.12 Aug 2011 by

  • Excellent....absolutely enjoyed this brilliant bit of wit12 Aug 2011 by

  • i liked it very much .... will done14 Aug 2011 by

  • wow, this is fantastic, i am writing something like this, now i am not sure i should14 Jul 2012 by

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