Conspiracy’s Conspiracy

The conspiracy’s a conspiracy

Now how is it I know?

Just read the book, watch the video

Actors, housewives, spies and aliens too

They’re here to take away your life

Or at least all of your rights

From deep space or from under the sea

It’s all according to government plan

Men in black come… to appropriate your land

So what of this declaration, document, this Genesis?

All part of some outer worldly, under worldly, Communist pact

Cos this never happened, and neither did that

If the conspiracy’s a conspiracy

Then on what reports can I rely?

Cos here’s a truth, that everything is a lie

Did you hear the theory about the conspiracy?

Ssssh, hush now don’t you make a sound

Freshen up the fallout shelter, looks like we’re going underground

Just a theory?……..the conspiracy?

Gather fictions, gather facts it’s all such a thrill

Stockpile cans of Spam and sodium pills

I guess I myself am a conspiracy

Hologram perhaps, certainly not flesh and bone

But if everything’s a lie, I’m certainly not alone

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