online IQ tests

my brain’s like a chicken
marinated
and ready for the roast
my ideas ancient
and my thoughts mediocre
my speech an inaudible mumble
and still these IQ gods follow me
through websites
always with IQ tests on offer;
but Oh why do you want to test my lack of IQ,
O ye popup gods
O ye pursuing gods in cyberspace
what pleasures do you get in testing IQs
or, in my case, the lack of it?
there are many geniuses out there
no doubt to play fun games
and to tick and click
and to complete surveys you devise
but as for me,
a confirmed idiot,
I’d rather sit and watch the clouds move past in the sky