Doggie Style ?

Most couples in this day and age
prefer when they have sex
positions where they both engage
their torsos and their legs.
However, it’s the doggie do
that’s favoured by most folks
I do refer, I’m telling you
to style and not to poo.
The male sits up and begs in bed
while she rolls over quick
then feigns (like mutts)completely dead
while he looks at his stick.
I will suggest to those who must
release the little guy
due to the vagaries of lust
out from within the fly
consider what no animal
would ever contemplate
do taste the fruit of caramel
then enter through the gate,
proud in your stance, pole held ahead
not like the thief of night,
the beauty is, in any bed
the image in the light.
But, later, should the mood arise
or she could toss and turn
and you expand again in size
you may check out the stern.
The jury, as you may perceive
is out on what is best,
I do prefer to interweave
my tongue upon her breast.
To each his own it must be said
and volumes have been writ
a night is long, so plan a head
variety is it.