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Brief Marriage

A man while travelling was asked if he would share
the cabin of a sleeper on the train.
Bad booking had affected all the places and each fare
and management was feeling lots of pain.

The woman they assigned to him, attractive as she was
reluctantly agreed to share the space,
she thought there would be rules of simple decency and laws
he took the upper berth as his own place.

The night progressed, the train raced on, the man woke up and said
I’m cold as ice and would you mind a blanket’s what I need.
She answered Sir I do suggest the cold is in the bed,
so let’s pretend for just one night, and I will take the lead.

How wonderful, the man replied, we’ll hold each other close
yet she exclaimed, go get your own, she sounded like a tart
he thought a minute, turned around and said I do suppose
a married pair who share a space would not oppose a fart.

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  1. Hahaha. She shouldn’t have minded, seeing there were no available covers; or perhaps that is why she did, seeing you must fluff said blankets lest you turn into raisins or prunes thanks to occasional flatulence, or so I’ve been warned.

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