Tell them that the night has faded with their expectations
so there will be no moaning allowed
there are too many cats in attendance
who don’t understand the gravity in their guts
and I ain’t got time to explain.
Let them know how low the feeling has gotten
how the swine and the snakes mingle
in this muddy arena all full of giggles and lying
and that the main man the big guy
is a psychopath here to tear out their guts
and watch them putrefy as they gape in horror.
Give them this message of rock hard stinging truth
you are gonna fall down and rot and nobody’s gonna care
Scream at em if you have to yell and yell
that the sound of their voices is sickening to the bell master
he has got other things to do
eating and such.
Put it on a damn billboard
YOU WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING
and by the gods balls, they will.
Tell em that, cousin
then bring me a drink.