#71 You need better backup → Poem by Lizaroo42

(Note: all this is true except that thing I said at the end I’m neither that brave or that stupid.)

Yes

Right field I almost never get to play right field

Hey look over there I wonder how that games going

“Focus” I hear from first baseman

As she gets into a better stance

I get into a better stance too

Gosh this makes my pants ride up

I catch the ball by what’s probably pure luck and throw it the wrong direction

To use to center

And I wonder why they don’t really like when they have to put me in

Coach always says our outfielders are the backup

All the rest ends up going fine

We win the game

But I swear the rest of the team is giving me death glares as I pack up

And I just shrug and say

“Y’all need better backup”

#71 You need better backup