I was slithering on the ground
smelling the perfumed earth
I was scratching my hide
screaming for a mate
I was hunting the living thing with appetite
tearing into its sacred flesh
I was howling a tune of hear me
at the moon beckoning and seducing
I was plunging my penis into the female
powerful and instinctive
I was not thinking at all
one thing in an unknown maze
I was an animal stinking and furtive
eyes alert, nose keen for the next threat.
I was up for reelection
and I approved this message.
She looked over my shoulder and said oh our brains got too big, I get it.