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I Licked the Knife

I licked the knife, oh heavens
never in my life have I ever licked a knife
But that glob of peanut butter clinging
to my empty tummy was loudly singing
and I felt myself bringing it to my lips
Open wide was the chorus, and greed
stood before us in the form of glorious
PEANUT BUTTER
and
I
licked that knife!

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  1. Ha, when I first saw the opening line, I was thinking serial killer or something similar… but peanut butter is fine.

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