Note: If you don’t find this funny, please disclose it to me gently, if you must! I hope not to offend anyone with my silly comments to these famous quotes.
“To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.” Ashleigh Brilliant
This one is full of wisdom and practicality, the man is Brilliant!
““If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” – Cynthia Heimel
True at calling somone out.
“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.”
– Emo Philips
A very wise test and move by Emo.
““Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.” – Jeffree Star
Sounds about right!
““Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Miles Kington
That accounts for the reasoning most of us have or the ignorance for some that tomatoes are fruits? which ever applies here.
““Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.” – Rita Mae Brown
This woman knows her way around. If you want to reach the same destination follow her!
“I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.” – Samuel Goldwyn
Makes sense to me! Not sure why some insist..?
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” – W. C. Fields
This man could see his future & refused to get exhausted trying.
“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.” – Robert Fulghum
Hmm! This does seem to add up in most cases.
And Finally…
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.” – Steven Wright
And this is exactly what I’ve done in this extensive quote research.
Thank you for your patience. Oh! and for reading this too.
This was a great pick up I enjoy a good laugh Bravo!
Thanks! just figure it was time for a laugh. 🙂
“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” – Cynthia Heimel Needed to hear that one! Much love gamer
A pretty rough but true call from Cynthia and maybe not amusing to the ones making those kinds of statements. Sorry if this touched a soar spot? Thanks for commenting.
If a bone heals improperly, it must be rebroken and set right. If you’re shot with a barbed arrow, it must be pushed through. Too dark too light, neither allow you to see, suffering and joy, you brought a sacred mix of both to me.
a fun read!
Thanks Greg, nice to see you. 🙂