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Learning to Type

I don’t why I amost fail typing in school

I guess I was too slow and kept making mistake

Like punching the “S” instead of the “A”

Or the “V” for the “C”

They passed me through because I was sick that year

But I am gaining ground with the computer

If I need to correct something, I don’t need

The messy Liquid Paper that got

All over my hands and took days to remove it

I can go back and fix it

Thank G-d, for that

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  1. I knew someone with the same problem as you
    I tell you what happened, it may even be true
    He also mistyped s for a, v for c
    When you hear what happened, you might say omg!

    He had a bunch of rubber bands which he wanted to get rid
    He put them on EBay for people to bid
    His intention was to put them up for auction
    But he typed s instead of a, so they were put up for suction

    No one understood what that meant
    Rubber bands for suction? It didn’t make sense
    But worse than that was yet to be
    Because he mistakenly typed a v instead of c

    He wanted to get rid of all those rubber bands
    He set the bid price low, only 99 cents
    He typed v instead of c, now no one understands
    What is he gonna do with 99 vents!

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