There was a young man named Keith
Who would always lie through his teeth
His friends would say ‘Lord!
Can’t you be above board?’
He’d say ‘I’d rather be underneath!’
I’ll tell you what happened to Keith
When he died, had nothing to bequeath
Up to his final day
Keith would always say
’If I had, I’d leave it to my neith*’
*Keith had a lisp, which he developed a year or so before passing away. I’m not 100% sure, but I think all those years of lying through his teeth had something to do with it.
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