Ogden Nash redux

The Cow

The cow is an animal easily pleased

Especially when getting her teats squeezed

 

Reflections on Ice-Breaking

Get to know her

Lick her slower

 

The Duck

If you’re on the bus

and a duck should ask

’May I have your seat?’

Don’t get up

Who gets up for a duck?

You get down..

from a duck!

 

The Fly

I don’t care why or what

See a fly? Gonna swat!

 

The Octopus

Are they arms?

Are they legs?

Matters not what I think

The only thing that matters is..

Stop spraying me with your ink!

 

 

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