ha give me a bad bitch with fat tiddiez and udder bitz and all that other shit two sizez too big squeezed underneath all her under garmentz then splash choclit onto her skin and massage until it rubz in, then relax az you bask in the presence of pure benevolence and call your boi kristoff lord pretentious coz all I really want is a gurl that knowz what the fuk respect is, and all that other shit can come second
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Well said.
ha thankz man, for some reason I only seem to attract bitchez, like theyre nice to me but then they treat everyone else like shit, itz like theyre just pretending to be nice lop workz out ok though coz I get to write about bitchez haha women dont rhyme az easy and ladiez dont like being referred to az ladiez, guess it come across az sarcasm through their eyez