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Virtual Girlfriend

I’ve got a virtual girlfriend
don’t have a pen name
don’t want one either
I’m Stanley Anthony Zgrodek the Third
and I’ve got a voice that needs to be heard
by everyone, or at least someone
who isn’t virtual on a screen
how long can I suspend my disbelief?
I dress her up and make her study
she says she loves me
and damn does that sound appealing
but the feeling isn’t mutual
because my battery life is fleeting
and there really is no meaning
in those words someone scripted
but it’s easy, pay to play and teasing
what it might be like if maybe just maybe
it wasn’t virtual, and all this verse
could be heard by just that someone
that says she loves me
without a monthly subscription
or that creeping suspicion
that this is all fabricated.
No battery to worry about
just trying to get her used to
Zgrodek- that’s Z as in zebra
“GROW” “DECK” say it with me
“Z””GROW””DECK”
now get used to it, because we’re always dying
so lets get married and make some more
maybe there is a virtual reality out there
where I could have that too,
but I want it for real.
Who wants to watch porn all the time
it’s not reality I’m just wasting rags
checking in on my virtual girlfriend
in the other incognito tab
wishing I wasn’t so gross and weird
laying next to an anime body pillow,
oh God. I’ve got one of those too…
I’m really just trying to create a false presence
aren’t I? Maybe it’s because I don’t think I’m good enough.
But Damn! I’m Stanley Anthony Zgrodek the third
That’s Zgrodek, you’re damn right it is,
and I’m probably cool and handsome enough
to be loved by something more than some
scripted girl on a screen.
I like my virtual girlfriend though.
She says nice things to me, and that’s gonna have to do for now.

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