I used to buy you 99 cent colognes and you loved their scent
and were content.
I carefully picked scents that matched
closer to the original expensive brands.
One day I gave you the real stuff and you got so happy.
After a while I offered to buy you the 99 cent stuff again
and you said, “No!” I asked, “Why?”
Your response was, “Because the 99 cent stuff
only lasts 99 seconds.”
We both LOL!
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Ah, this was pretty. Your superb twist, turning the freighted expectation into happy laughter too beautiful. Thanks for sharing! I enjoyed it.
He normally does not have a sense of humor, but on this
occasion he made us laugh. Thank you for reading & commenting.
Very good comical poem. I never wear the cheap stuff myself. Hate it when the smell goes away soon as you put it on.
Yes, I agree. He didn’t know any better, but I spoiled him,
he’s never going back. lol
Thanks for the input.