I used to buy you 99 cent colognes and you loved their scent
and were content.
I carefully picked scents that matched
closer to the original expensive brands.
One day I gave you the real stuff and you got so happy.
After a while I offered to buy you the 99 cent stuff again
and you said, “No!” I asked, “Why?”
Your response was, “Because the 99 cent stuff
only lasts 99 seconds.”
We both LOL!