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Jack and Jill went up the hill
Because their mother told them
To get some water for the hogs
So papa wouldn’t scold them.
So side by side the hill they climbed
The whole long way they fought.
Jack said, “Jill… you are too damn slow”
And Jill said, “I am not!”
And all at once Jack grabbed the pail
Away from little Jill.
They reached the top and she screamed, “F—-r!”
And pushed him down the hill.
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill doubled over with laughter.

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