Booger Off
I’m feeling rather foul today,
so I ask you to booger off,
it’s not pretty when I get this way,
you just need to booger off,
please don’t get in my face I pray,
you need to just booger off,
my head gets hard and my heart turns to clay,
it’s best if you booger off,
I’m asking you to please stay away,
why can’t you just booger off,
not sure if I’m sad, but certainly not gay,
won’t you please just booger off,
maybe I need a good roll in the hay,
naw, just won’t you please booger off,
just got crap on my shirt, from a flying Blue Jay,
gotta go inside and get that booger off,
that’s the way it’s been going for me this whole GD day,
why won’t the world just leave, booger off,
no blue skies here, just cloudy and gray,
is it a sign for me, to just booger off,
no, tomorrow will change, at least that’s what I say,
then you flip me the bird, and yell booger off,
now I’m back where I was, I’ll hide until May,
no one to tell me, hey booger off,
like my love who has spurned me, turned me away,
she said it was too much, I must booger off,
maybe worms for lunch, with a glass of OJ,
then I can do my own booger off
Gomer LePoet…