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God’s Gone Deaf

God has an iPod
that syncs prayers.
It’s a miracle he ever gets to
listen to any.
But he does,
and over eternity
he has become a little more
He even issued a new commandment:
Thou shalt pray louder.
Did you not get the memo?

Well, he can’t turn up the volume anymore
so pray louder.
There’s the memo.

But praying louder now
probably won’t do much good.
He’s deaf
and his headphones are busted
and- last time I checked-
he didn’t leave any guidelines
for submitting prayers in writing.
Welp, I guess we’re screwed.