I’m just white-washed
With little Spanish
I like rock and folk
And how I wish
I felt manly
Around mochismo
There’s no swap meet
We shop at Costco
And say, Hi, to la familia
Shake their hands and show respecto
I wonder if Guadalupe
Would say, The jotos have to go
Just shake it off
If you go mad
Hold your rosary
If you get sad
Enchiladas
With Spanish rice
But I want sushi
with Asian spice
And say, Hi, to la familia
Shake their hands and show respecto
I wonder if Guadalupe
Would say, The jotos have to go
I hate regaton
I hate salsa
It’s about Mariah
And Nozuka
On Christmas Day
By the manger
They laugh in Spanish
I feel like a stranger
And say, Hi, to la familia
Shake their hands and show respecto
I wonder if Guadalupe
Would say, The jotos have to go.
