A normal man
Is a boring man
He is like rabbit poo
Offering neither smell
Nor stain
I don’t much trust
In a couple who
Always fights
Nor in one
Who never does.
Be thankful you are not
Overly gorgeous
Though do not get me wrong,
You are one nose job away
From being a model; still
It is better this
Way- who needs the
Pain of being decorative
All the time?
A slit is sexier than a mini
Most men want you to hide
Your intelligence, except
Your father thank goodness.
And no I’m not a feminist
I’m a humanist.
Keep some money for yourself
In your own account
Oh and if you’re going to have
To hide something from
Your husband then-
Don’t do it!
Life is about survival
Your health comes first
Life is about balance
Do not get stuck in
One place and-
I knew you were having a tough time
Because I dreamt about you
You should really call the people who
Worry about you!
That would be me.
