Rule number one:
If it’s personal, don’t talk about it.
Rule number two:
If you talk about it, don’t lie about it.
(And don’t lie about talking about it.)
Rule number three:
If you lie about talking about it,
you
had
better
have a plan.
Rule number four:
It had better be a good plan.
Rule number five:
You had better have a backup plan.
Rule number six:
If all else fails, you had it coming.
Rule number seven:
If you can’t keep your mouth closed
don’t do things you can’t talk about.
