why was i bad school?
i guess that i am at a loss
maybe because of the time
i caught my cock in fly
i was only 5
but the teacher still got cross
I was probably naughty in school
or at least i think
because i had to sit
right in the front row
and suffer
coffee breathed teacher stink
I was tremendously terrible at school
and i say this honestly
cos they never once asked
or took the time to care
what was going on with me
I’m saying that i was bad at school
i don’t mean i was thick
simply mis behaved myself
infuriating all my teachers
I bet my lessons made them sick
I was definitely bad at school
as plainly hated school life
no wonder those fine folks
at saint leonards
Thought i was the fucking anti-christ
