The Merry Housewife
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Hello world I hope you are well
In this season of Noel
I`m rushng here and rushing there
On half the time I have to spare.
Hanging balls upon the tree
Is really taking it`s toll on me.
I am spending money I haven`t got
To celebrate Christmas on the dot.
The turkey is next on my list
I`m sure to get blisters on my fist
Big mince pies I have made two dozen
They`re already for the oven
I have had a swig of cooking sherry
“Oh”! my Lord! I feel quite merry!
Sausage rolls fall on the floor
and me dogs just walked right in the door.
This sherry has made me feel quite quirky
I think I will stuff the Christmas turkey
I think I`ll fill my empty glass
This Christmas lark is all a farce.
“oh” my lord i feel quite queer
Swinging from this chandelier
I have knocked the trifle on the floor
I think I`ll just have just one drink more
Cassssh me wurllld before I fall
Merry Chrishhhhhmus to ye all.
sylvia graycopyright
