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The Woman In The Short-Shorts. (A Very Funny Story!)

There was a woman wearing very short shorts…
The Husband just stared at them.

You’d of thought that She just had performed a can,can?…
But still He stared as best as can,only because,He was just a Man.

You might say that “Her risen hem…
Attracted many Male stares,all of them.

Men just love a curvaceous booty…
Their eyes are always performing their,usual eye candied duty.

That Husband was slapped as hit…
By the looks of His right eye,You’d think Him as landed in a Wasp nest,or an Asp’s,or a Rattle snake pit.

Black and blue,as well as exhibiting a nasty,large swell…
Was His right eye,as easily,You’d tell.

This Mild Mannered Husband,would no longer stare…
For the benefit of His eyes,He would really and cautiously care.

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