Wrinkle wrinkle little star
How far from smooth you really are,
I’ve wished upon you many times
Your only answer is groovy lines,
To wrinkle rid I’ve tried every way it seems
Avocados lemons cucumbers an’ fancy creams,
No way will I ever be a wry sly slinky fox
And masquerade with a face of Botox,
On second thoughts I’ll obtain a creamy tan
An’ thank the lord I still have my old man.
I know by my side he will always stay,
He’s too sweet to run away.