As told from a dog’s point of view My master seems to get what he prays for So I think I will give it a go…
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The town folk below gazed in startled wonder Suddenly a clap of lightning gold thunder Above the dragon silently flies Under dark black raven skies…
Leave a CommentThree little witches In bright red britches Stirring a very strange brew Bat wings, frogs legs Eye of newt? Yes, more than quite a fair…
Leave a CommentMeet Itchy Rash, most families have a black sheep and the smurf family is no exception. Here is his story. Itchy Rash felt like trash…
Leave a CommentLucy the goose was on the loose Having just escaped from the farm She only wanted a change Did not intend any harm Alas, harm…
2 CommentsFor Arnie the OCD Ostrich Life is a bit of a pain Constantly checking and re-checking Things over and over again For Arnie it’s a…
Leave a CommentPeter the pig Hates getting muddy Simon the sheep Looks a little bit grubby Camilla the cow Is overweight While Barry the bull Is…
Leave a CommentThe Viking mice they rowed ashore To this land they found with ease Simply by following their little noses Found the mythical land of cheese…
Leave a CommentSTRANGE BEASTS – #3 The Elemu Don’t go hunting the Elemu They love to run wild and free And I doubt that you’ll even glimpse…
Leave a CommentHillbilly moonshine It has a strange aroma I once had a little sniff And it put me in a coma This stuff, it sure is…
Leave a CommentThe horse jumped on the dog The dog jumped on the cat Then, I jumped on the horse And the cat went ‘splat!’ The horse…
Leave a CommentSatan did hack God’s computer And gave it a nasty virus Now when he tries to upload the sun All that pops up is, Miley…
1 CommentSTRANGE BEASTS – #2 The Arklefarson I had an arklefarson Eric was his name But, an arklefarson is into arson And Eric loved a flame…
1 CommentFatty Rascal burst into tears When someone said he had “big ears” For big ears indeed Fatty had He got them from his mom and…
2 CommentsSTRANGE BEASTS – #1 The Knock-Kneed Willywallywingwong The Knock-Kneed willywallywingwong A very strange creature indeed Now almost completely extinct Because of its extraordinary greed It…
Leave a CommentPosterious Pain, was an emperor An emperor who isn’t well known He ate with his nose, smelt with his mouth And he came from the…
Leave a CommentHopalong was a frog Who dreamed of a better life Dreaming of a kiss from a princess Who he could take for a wife …
Leave a CommentI hope you get this postcard From Psychedelicland There really is so much to see Read on, you’ll understand Latex geese and rubber ducks…
Leave a CommentThey’re shakin’ them bones Dancing on tombstones Down at the old graveyard Old bones they’re a prancing The dead are romancing Down at…
3 CommentsDeath arose from his slumber The morning after the night before “I smoked some shit last night” he thought As he rummaged through a bed…
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