STRANGE BEASTS – #3 The Elemu Don’t go hunting the Elemu They love to run wild and free And I doubt that you’ll even glimpse…
Leave a CommentSTRANGE BEASTS – #3 The Elemu Don’t go hunting the Elemu They love to run wild and free And I doubt that you’ll even glimpse…
Leave a CommentHillbilly moonshine It has a strange aroma I once had a little sniff And it put me in a coma This stuff, it sure is…
Leave a CommentThe horse jumped on the dog The dog jumped on the cat Then, I jumped on the horse And the cat went ‘splat!’ The horse…
Leave a CommentSatan did hack God’s computer And gave it a nasty virus Now when he tries to upload the sun All that pops up is, Miley…
1 CommentSTRANGE BEASTS – #2 The Arklefarson I had an arklefarson Eric was his name But, an arklefarson is into arson And Eric loved a flame…
1 CommentFatty Rascal burst into tears When someone said he had “big ears” For big ears indeed Fatty had He got them from his mom and…
2 CommentsSTRANGE BEASTS – #1 The Knock-Kneed Willywallywingwong The Knock-Kneed willywallywingwong A very strange creature indeed Now almost completely extinct Because of its extraordinary greed It…
Leave a CommentPosterious Pain, was an emperor An emperor who isn’t well known He ate with his nose, smelt with his mouth And he came from the…
Leave a CommentHopalong was a frog Who dreamed of a better life Dreaming of a kiss from a princess Who he could take for a wife …
Leave a CommentI hope you get this postcard From Psychedelicland There really is so much to see Read on, you’ll understand Latex geese and rubber ducks…
Leave a CommentThey’re shakin’ them bones Dancing on tombstones Down at the old graveyard Old bones they’re a prancing The dead are romancing Down at…
3 CommentsDeath arose from his slumber The morning after the night before “I smoked some shit last night” he thought As he rummaged through a bed…
2 CommentsCaveman and dinosaur Friends forevermore Teach me how to hunt Shelter me from the rain We live together Side by side You will live…
Leave a CommentMan has searched But has not found The great city Of Atlantis A utopian city With great technology And tolerance Of homosexuality Under…
Leave a CommentI may be a loser now But in my past lifetimes I was a big deal I may work at Footlocker Lacing up peoples…
1 CommentWould you wish you were the moon? I curiously interrogated my parents during one of our many philosophical conversations in the car My weary…
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Leave a CommentThere is something stopping me from getting sober, It’s like a red light, a brick wall, a black hole. I know it’s up to me…
3 CommentsA clownish clown slipped on a banana peel, backflipped and landed on his left heel The peel soared above like a yellow dove Perched on…
Leave a CommentFor those of you who know what anxiety is like, And especially for those of you who don’t; Let me explain. Anxiety is a little…
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