Chatting with my buddy about to go to Spain
What can I do to get a lovely senorita
I don’t wanna be on my own again
Well I’ll tell you a secret I’ll guarantee that you meet her.
He was all ears as i told him the plan
Pick the nicest girl from the beach or the courts
Then get a pair of rolled up socks
And stick them down your shorts.
Ten days later he came back home
He was nearly in tears ten days alone
After showing me his snaps I gave out a grunt
The socks!…You fool….Should have gone down the front!
