I don’t why I amost fail typing in school I guess I was too slow and kept making mistake Like punching the “S” instead of…
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Feet like sandpaper Three teeth missing And a pouch for a stomach I betcha you think I am not A catch But if you want…
1 CommentThe pain is enormous Going to the dentist— to get a tooth pulled
1 CommentI love you Do you love me? And do you know what love is? I have been asking you that for a long time But…
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1 CommentI wanted some more I love my sister’s banana bread So moist and full of walnuts That I could eat the whole loaf If she…
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Leave a CommentHow come I can’t write a poem today? I haven’t thought of one “Maybe, because you are still asleep And now, it’s noon And you…
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They say a storm is coming It’s going to hit us soon Coming from the north they say By Friday afternoon Those big bad weather…
3 CommentsI stand my ground, both day and night, Within this field of grain. My job, to scare the birds away; With little thanks and zero…
4 CommentsWhat did Kelly Ripa say? Don’t rinse out the toothpaste What would you do with it? Swallow it? Yuck, that’s gross Everytime I swallow, I…
Leave a CommentMoon, you are a funny thing Never wanting to go away I don’t know why I even care Because it’s not my choice you stay…
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Greetings I have an announcement And youre not gonna like it I am a sensitive complex person I get easily overwhelmed and have issues with…
Leave a CommentFinally, I put on my glasses It was mid-afternoon when I realised I didn’t have them on As I was saying, it was mid-afternoon When…
1 Comment. Spun out of control. Bobbing then pommeled, squashed then bloated. A lone occupant within the confines of a tumble dryer at full…
2 Commentsinsanity was a stealthy embezzler whose imbecilic umbilical chord crowded against our pantry door divesting our hallway mirror merrily hammocking while woollen feet swung cosily…
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