After listening to my friend’s garble,
I decided to join him by the bonfire.
“Here, have a drink.” He said **Hiccup**
We’re at some one’s drunken barbeque
And boy does my drunken friend stink
I’m glad I am the only one sober.
Passed out bodies all around the bonfire
Man, what a kick ass barbeque!
Half listening to the drunken garble
Half still disgusted by the stink
Casually take a sip, **Hiccup**
Excuse me. Yes I’m still sober.
Drunks dancing around the bonfire
Saying stuff but its nothing but garble
I take a swig. That hit the spot **Hiccup**
Enjoying myself at the barbeque
No longer mind the awful stink
I think I’m still sober.
I take a few more drinks by the bonfire
Some one vomited nearby. What a stink!
“I’m wasted.” My friend said with a garble,
In his voice. “I’m so wasted…**Hiccup**”
Drunk from the liquor at the barbeque
I take a drink. I’m pretty sure I’m sober
I laugh at the people at the barbeque
“You guys are so wasted.” I garble
to the people dancing around the bonfire.
Someone is singing; Man, they stink!
Another drink won’t hurt. **Hiccup**
I don’t know if I’m sober.
I strip naked and dance around the bonfire
Everyone saw me at the barbeque
“Hmmm…Tequila!” I garble
trying to sing. I can’t sing, I stink.
I think I had seven or more…**Hiccup**
Nope. I’m not sober.
**Hiccup** I wake up the morning after the barbeque.
Head full of garble and clothes stink from the bonfire.
**Sighing** I should have stayed sober.
