My silly little foolish friend
Your criticisms futile
the jealousy you feel
towards my musings
really makes me smile
It’s obvious you feel threatened
by my originality
that’s ok though
cos most of my readers
think i’m f**king quality
So my silly sully foolish pussy
what are you going to do
when i come to ya house
with my machete
kick ya front door through
I’m sure you’l begg for mercy
like a frightened child
and try to barter
for your life
‘PLEASE CAN’T THIS BE RECONCILED’
To which i’ll reply ‘don’t be daft’
as i sharpen up my blade
madman swings
take limb from limb
then bury you with my spade
