france once had a man
called Le Petomain
who had a musical bottom.
and this amazing flatulist
could apparently play
the Marseillaise
to an applause rapturous.
and here i am thinking
whether that 4 letter
english word for bottom
inside their anthem
had anything to do
with the man’s art.
laugh i did.
and laugh you will.
and if you want
to get hysterical,
get on to youtube
and check for
Mr. Methane.
