LAURA
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by
sylvia gray
Laura is a flighty girl
she has a pretty face,
and all the men who follow her
are put right in their place,
She tells them” listen mister,
If its love you want from me
you better know how to treat me right
or let this girl stay free”.
The men who stepped into her life
this woman they adored,
but a little way along the line
these men they all got bored
So Laura was tossed aside
just like an ole tin can,
“Just who do they think they are?
and who do they think I am.”?
A crazy plot did Laura hatch
For Dan her latest man .
put itching powder in his boxer shorts
and from the crime scene ran.
He did a dance much made for war
an itchy plot was hatching.
He danced and danced all night long
And couldn`t stop his scratching.
The ladies who adored poor Dan
They all just got to thinking
they moved so fast away from him
When at them he started winking
So let this be a lesson learned
`cos maybe Laura you will meet
And she will bring you to your knees
To make her plot complete.
sylvia gray
