‘Love is Like Honda’
by Ste Cromwell
Love is like a Honda,
It is a truly incredible machine,
It goes fast and it makes a noise
That would give even the toughest of skins Goosebumps..
It can last forever if serviced, looked after and full of fuel,
If not, it wont run as smooth,
And maybe even brake down and leave you and whoever
Is on your Honda stranded and arguing,
Even then when your cold, tired and late
You still use every ounce of your strength to,
one, keep the debate alive and two, more importantly, keep your Honda upright
And wheel it till its running again.
Moral of the story, keep the four stroke alive, you should appreciate your Honda
If not, get the fucking bus!!