Mr B.U.M. Boyle
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I went into `t `ospital
`t have a bum boil drained
but`t nurses in `t `ospital
They are a bit deranged
`tis a bit like running marathon
quite easy `jus for sum
But `t nurses keep a chasing me
`T stick needle up me bum.
I told `er I`m no pin cushion
`tis `er who`s wasting time
She chased me round `t`bloody wards
`till i nearly lost me mind
I said you will not catch me
So I slipped `er double quick
Lass must think that I was born las` week
`t pull that kind of trick.
I `id in cleaning cupboard
and put `t bucket on me `ed
I`wud rather suffocate me sel`
I wud rather end up dead.
All went silent for a while
So I made me get away
She came running `round `t corner
So I ran `t other way
She caught me with me pants down
in `t lavvy in `t gents
and I swear she bent`t needle
`cos `t pain was so immense
Now `t other one is painful
and `t nurse I `cud not foil
I `ave two that look identical
For `that nasty nurse `t spoil.
©sylvia gray
Mr B.U.M. Boyle
