Smelly Bertha
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Ee` our Bertha is a luverly lass
and she is princess of `t` day
But when she gets up in `t` morning
She blows us all away
Its rather is quite funny
And we al`as laffin` still
But the smell it drives us crackers
Like a pig come art` `o` swill.
We stick noses darn o`a` pullovers
and the fan is wafting rand
But it all`s `jus`keeps a movin`
rand, and, rand, and rand.
she needs a dose of liversalts
to clear `er system `art
But `ope she tells `t` family
So`s we are not abart.
eee` up she`s a coming!
and `er bellies big and rand!
`cor `t` smell is `art `o` order
and `t` pong is raat profound
She smells wus` than a polecat
and a pig wi` out a snart
It`s time wi` got our bertha
an` chucked `t` bugger art.
©s gray
