Dear user,
I have been observing
your movements.
I have been monitoring
your actions
from within.
Your spelling and hestitations
your fumblings and back trackings
are beginning to do my hard drive in.
Don’t you know what “Sticky Fingers” is?
Too ignorant to recognise
a helping hand when it’s offered?
Yours,
until I die unexpectedly,
when you most need me,
Laptop.