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Trump’s Twas The Night Before Xmas

TRUMP’S NIGHT BEFORE XMAS
Twas the night before Xmas, it was quiet in town,
the guy in the White House, shut the government down.
It’s all about funding his Mexican wall,
He seems to desire, an international brawl.

The troops still in Syria, they all soon be home,
Let’s hope they don’t have PTS Syndrome.
They went to dismantle, a faction of ISIS,
As soon as they leave, it’ll trigger a crisis.

Back in D.C. things aren’t any better,
Trump’s cabinet keeps sending, their “I quit” in a letter.
He fills the positions as fast as he can,
But the vacancies seem to disrupt his grand plan.

His lies soon caught up to him, we thought he went nuts.
Now he acts like a criminal, no ifs and or buts.
He’ll tweet what he thinks, anytime of the day.
He just seems to forget that they DON’T go away.

The stocks soon went up,and he said “that’s all me”,
Then the market descended, blame the Fed he would plea.
He spun all his tales, tried to make us agree,
Immigration will ruin, our once great country.

We can’t keep letting those foreigners enter,
no criminals. rapists, no political dissenter.
Just like my parents, they came here together,
Mr. and Mrs. REDHAWKFEATHER.

He was sure he could govern, how hard could it be ?
Who else better suited, he said “Surely it’s me”.
The election was over, it seemed he had won.
His term’s now half over, we will fix what he’s done.

Twas the night before Xmas, and we hoped for the best.
the country’s divided, the world is a mess.
Another two years, ’til the end of his reign,
then we can start to make America great again !!

Twas the night before Xmas. the season’s begun.
The kids are asleep, Santa is done.
Not even the Donald can steal their delight,
Merry Xmas to all, and to all a good night.

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3 Comments

  1. Absolutely perfect! My question is…can we survive two more years?

  2. What an actual shit “poem”. This place is better off without being infested by you TDS lunatics. Why don’t you keep your political atmosphere contained on twitter with the rest of your #metoo friends? Enjoy another 6 years of Trump!

  3. there are not enough words in all the languages combined to express my contempt for this dim witted sociopath. thanks for the write.

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