Flappy, oh my dear little Flappy!
Why does it hurt when you flap your wings?
Your little feathers are withering away,
Has God cursed you?
Flappy, my dear little Flappy!
Why does it hurt when you try to caw?
Did an evil witch steal your voice?
Ah- nobody wanted to hear you..
Your heart’s breaking into tiny pieces,
Look, I know how it feels!
I suppose you could just lie down on the pavement to die,
But- you were born to fly!
Flappy, my dear little Flappy!
Where are the people that stole your will to fly?
Ah- you already pecked their eyes out?
Then it’s fine, I guess
Flappy, my dear Flappy!
When are you finally going to escape this nest?
Just jump, you’ll definitely land on your feet!
You’ll be alright, I promise!
Your heart’s breaking into tiny pieces,
Look, I know how it feels!
I suppose you could just lie down on the pavement to die,
But- you were born to fly!
I suppose you could just lie down on the pavement to die,
But- you were born to fly!
Flappy, my dear-
…Oh, my poor little Flappy
Honestly, I just want to know one thing we are all probably wondering. What on the flat Earth is a flappy?