The funeral had started
For the dearly departed
Vicar was kind and sincere
But,he started to leer
His gaze landed on young Julie West
As he caught a glimpse of her breast
Oh no,he thought i must look away
Then he saw the stockinged legs of Miss Farraday
His head was filling with thoughts impure
While Farraday stood there so demure
I`ve got to stop doing this
As the blood was filling his penis
He looked to the skies
His penis straining his flies
He looked to the right
Saw Miss Evans,her skirt so tight
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Could`nt stop his thoughts turning to lust
As they lowered the coffin
His penis was throbbing
He imagined having his wicked way
With West,Evans and Farraday
How can i be a Vicar
When i think of them in their nickers
Thankfully no one`s noticed yet
That his penis was hard and erect
It will soon go away
And so will they
Alas it was all in vain
As the Vicar`s penis got hard again
For the song was “You raise me up by Boyzone”
As Miss Farraday answered her phone
He thought he`d got away
As they all went their seperate ways
“How did it go?” said the person that phoned her
Farraday laughed and said “The Vicar had a Boner”
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