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The Vicar had a Boner

The funeral had started

For the dearly departed

Vicar was kind and sincere

But,he started to leer

His gaze landed on young Julie West

As he caught a glimpse of her breast

Oh no,he thought i must look away

Then he saw the stockinged legs of Miss Farraday

His head was filling with thoughts impure

While Farraday stood there so demure

I`ve got to stop doing this

As the blood was filling his penis

He looked to the skies

His penis straining his flies

He looked to the right

Saw Miss Evans,her skirt so tight

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust

Could`nt stop his thoughts turning to lust

As they lowered the coffin

His penis was throbbing

He imagined having his wicked way

With West,Evans and Farraday

How can i be a Vicar

When i think of them in their nickers

Thankfully no one`s noticed yet

That his penis was hard and erect

It will soon go away

And so will they

Alas it was all in vain

As the Vicar`s penis got hard again

For the song was “You raise me up by Boyzone”

As Miss Farraday answered her phone

He thought he`d got away

As they all went their seperate ways

“How did it go?” said the person that phoned her

Farraday laughed and said “The Vicar had a Boner”

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