Modern Day Mona Lisa

I am a modern day Mona Lisa

a dental hygienist, a smile and rare coin collector

plus a domestic goddess

with what some may consider a mysterious smile.

 

In the past my figure was rounded and rather pudgy

I was lacking eyebrows

but in these modern times

such things don’t pose a problem

as cosmetic beauty is rampant

I now follow a ketogenic-palaeontologist-presbyterian diet

 I found some old gym equipment at the curb,

it works great!

 As for the eyebrows?

I had those babies tattooed in

it helps me look like I belong in the 21st century,

but best of all, I’m unrecognizable!

 

The mystery to my smile

is that in this modern day and age

  I don’t need to slave over a hot stove to entertain guests

as I shop for frozen dinners at my local Costco store.

Oh my! How the times have changed!

Leonardo would have been impressed with my candle lit dinners.

 

P.S.
If you find me weird, it’s cause I’m a famous art piece, one of a kind!
This is not an add for Costco not even for a plastic surgeon or tattoo parlor

 

 

 

Me Then:

And Now:

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