i hate this month; I really do For I dread the middle With candy, cards and flowers advertise with gusto The million products for love…
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He stares at this treat How it looks foreign on his plate After I grew impatient Because I was still asleep I gave it to…
Leave a CommentYr seriousness is very beautiful It astonishes me every time It’s a shame when we are with friends You turn green with envy Thinking we…
Leave a CommentGoing to the Picasso exhibit GOING TO THE PICASSO EXHIBIT Where’s my Picasso shirt? It’s here somewhere Where’s my Picasso t-shirt? THE T-SHIRT I BOUGHT…
1 CommentMy dog is paralyzed with fear I cannot leave because he thinks I am leaving him forever I only had to go to the bathroom…
1 CommentListening to a podcast, I watched a fly zoom about Carefully I tried to kill it without any luck Then, it went across my eyelids,…
1 CommentMy coffee’s cold And I don’t have anyone to talk to I guess I will write But what do I write about? There’s a million…
1 CommentYou only sleep when I lay besides you Am I yr security blanket? Really? But no, I am not mad I just want to finish…
Leave a CommentLet me call you sweetie Because yr kiss is sweeter than chocolate And as cold as ice cream But what did I do for that…
1 CommentHow blue is the ocean It reminds me of you When you cried from laughter The memories are tried and true Please, don’t be blue…
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I check my phone and oh god its you My ex who hasn’t messaged me in a year or two You came along and asked…
Leave a CommentSunday at noon And the snow decided to play But all we wanted to do was Sleep in As we spooned together You kissed my…
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In the dark of a still December evening, I sit staring out of my window, At all the other windows, Staring back at me. A…
2 CommentsLord, why didn’t you give me the ability to speak Other languages? And why couldn’t you give me a beautiful voice? Like everyone has on…
1 CommentThere’s a way about the world that makes the winter water freeze, A sort of rhythm in the chaos, a bit of cadence to the…
6 CommentsStaring at the unmade bed Filled with twinkies wrappers And freeze-dried dog treats I realized I am a mess–a hot mess As I drank my…
2 CommentsMy love for you is also a mystery–to me You’re not actually handsome You have a squeaky voice And sometimes, you’re a bit of a…
1 CommentWhen is it ok to stop loving someone? Is it when the silence of solitude is deafening? Or is it when you don’t think of…
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she had a lotta ****s tryna who done stole her heart she perfect they only use her to tear her apart *tear her apart yeh…
Leave a Commentyeh that girl know about all of my pain no wrestling move but I swear yo body bangs not tryna be Goku but I’m just…
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